A - Attached or Single: attached to the idea that if I answer these badly enough no one will ever make me fill out another one. But otherwise single. Single like a fox.
B - Best Friend: anyone who gets this reference: “The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.” Which will be no one. Oh well.
C - Cake or Pie: unless James McAvoy is going to jump out of the cake, pie.
D - Day of Choice: Thursday. I don’t really know why except that I hate Thursdays and that’s more than I can say for any of the other forgettable slacker-days.
E - Essential Item: several random notebooks that I fill with genius ideas then never look at again.
F - Favorite Color: green. It has all the austerity of a blue or red without that stigma of over-popularity.
G - Gummi Bears or Worms: bears, but only because they come dipped in chocolate.
H - Hometown: Bothell, Washington, the Snohomish side, where we welcome you for “a day or a lifetime.”
I - Indulgence(s): anything British or Canadian, or in particular hilarious and unconventionally attractive men from England or Canada. Oh, and I’ve been reading a lot of SciFi novels recently so, yeah.
J - January or July: January. I’ve decided to balk the dictating conventions of the Gregorian calendar and rename all the months after my favorite literary heroes. In that case I prefer Jude-ly. But Rochester-uary is right out.
K - Kids: Let’s just say I’m headed down to my brother’s place for Easter. He has four boys under the age of 7 and it’s about time for my bi-annual birth control.
L - Life is Incomplete Without: oxygen. Well, technically only 20% oxygen and about 78% nitrogen. (See SciFi above.)
M - Marriage Date: no thanks. I prefer marriage raisins.
N - Number of Siblings: three. None of whom would ever make me fill out a stupid questionnaire.
O - Oranges or Apples: apples. Fuji.
P- Phobias or Fears: spiders. And alphabetic-themed tags. (Tired of this yet?)
Q - Quote(s): "Smooch my big, white alien forehead."
R - Reason to Smile: this.
S - Season: where I come from we don’t have seasons. There’s only rainy, and slightly more rainy. But I really prefer fall and spring because they writhe with inner turmoil.
T - Tag Seven: I don’t want to be held accountable for tagging anyone else so I hereby allow seven people to tag themselves. You know who you are.
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I've self-diagnosed myself with reverse seasonal-affective disorder. I get depressed when it's sunny for days on end.
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: oppressor. I just can’t get enough of waiters telling me “it’s nice to see a girl who can eat” when I order a steak.
W - Worst Habit: thinking that my life is too boring to have anything to blog about.
X - X-Rays or Ultrasounds: x-rays, the more x-rays there are the less times “xylophone” will have to show up in alphabet books.
Y - Your Favorite Food: watermelon. “Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice slurp slurp run down.”
Z - Zodiac: Taurus. But only by one day which is lucky because I am SO not the same sign as Haras.
B - Best Friend: anyone who gets this reference: “The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.” Which will be no one. Oh well.
C - Cake or Pie: unless James McAvoy is going to jump out of the cake, pie.
D - Day of Choice: Thursday. I don’t really know why except that I hate Thursdays and that’s more than I can say for any of the other forgettable slacker-days.
E - Essential Item: several random notebooks that I fill with genius ideas then never look at again.
F - Favorite Color: green. It has all the austerity of a blue or red without that stigma of over-popularity.
G - Gummi Bears or Worms: bears, but only because they come dipped in chocolate.
H - Hometown: Bothell, Washington, the Snohomish side, where we welcome you for “a day or a lifetime.”
I - Indulgence(s): anything British or Canadian, or in particular hilarious and unconventionally attractive men from England or Canada. Oh, and I’ve been reading a lot of SciFi novels recently so, yeah.
J - January or July: January. I’ve decided to balk the dictating conventions of the Gregorian calendar and rename all the months after my favorite literary heroes. In that case I prefer Jude-ly. But Rochester-uary is right out.
K - Kids: Let’s just say I’m headed down to my brother’s place for Easter. He has four boys under the age of 7 and it’s about time for my bi-annual birth control.
L - Life is Incomplete Without: oxygen. Well, technically only 20% oxygen and about 78% nitrogen. (See SciFi above.)
M - Marriage Date: no thanks. I prefer marriage raisins.
N - Number of Siblings: three. None of whom would ever make me fill out a stupid questionnaire.
O - Oranges or Apples: apples. Fuji.
P- Phobias or Fears: spiders. And alphabetic-themed tags. (Tired of this yet?)Q - Quote(s): "Smooch my big, white alien forehead."
R - Reason to Smile: this.
S - Season: where I come from we don’t have seasons. There’s only rainy, and slightly more rainy. But I really prefer fall and spring because they writhe with inner turmoil.
T - Tag Seven: I don’t want to be held accountable for tagging anyone else so I hereby allow seven people to tag themselves. You know who you are.
U - Unknown Fact About Me: I've self-diagnosed myself with reverse seasonal-affective disorder. I get depressed when it's sunny for days on end.
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: oppressor. I just can’t get enough of waiters telling me “it’s nice to see a girl who can eat” when I order a steak.
W - Worst Habit: thinking that my life is too boring to have anything to blog about.
X - X-Rays or Ultrasounds: x-rays, the more x-rays there are the less times “xylophone” will have to show up in alphabet books.
Y - Your Favorite Food: watermelon. “Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice slurp slurp run down.”
Z - Zodiac: Taurus. But only by one day which is lucky because I am SO not the same sign as Haras.
2 comments:
Janae - despite your lack of desire to complete the tag...I must say it offered me a joyous read. Sorry if you think I might be stalking you but I found your blog through Elizabeth, and I am glad that I did as you are so funny.
I welcome stalkers of all levels. Particularly welcome are those who think I'm funny. All others are right out.
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