Apparently when you are a 45 year old female working at a software company full of men, you lose all respect for the sanctity of bathroom privacy and feel the need to the intimacy of your experience with the other patrons.This may include farting, gushing, dripping, blowing, hacking, gurgling, blasting, squeaking, sneezing, groaning, slapping, moaning, and whimpering.
I do not jest.
Your only hope is to sit quietly in your stall to avoid detection, or bolting out the door before you're forced to make eye contact with the perpetrator.
Oh, and also I'd stay away from the dishes that were recently washed in the bathroom sink.
2 comments:
was this your panic of "flash fowarding..."? *scruching eyebrows together- confused*
I would call it more of a warning to anyone approaching middle age.
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